Wrap yourself in dark humor and floral rebellion with the Magnolias and Mayhem: Toxic Workplace PPE Hoodie. This cozy, statement-making hoodie blends delicate magnolia blooms with edgy, tongue-in-cheek artwork — the perfect armor for surviving any “toxic” environment (workplace or otherwise).
Crafted for comfort and style, it’s a must-have for anyone who loves bold designs, soft fabrics, and a splash of sarcastic energy. Perfect for casual outings, cozy days, or gifting to a workplace warrior who knows how to bloom through the chaos.
All of our designs are uniquely drawn and created by me- the owner/artist.
This hoodie features our CEO (Cat Executive Officer), Binx, embroidered on the right sleeve wrist!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
